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"I Fix Pipes, Not People" – Funny Plumber T-Shirt

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"I Fix Pipes, Not People" – Funny Plumber T-Shirt

"I Fix Pipes, Not People" – Funny Plumber T-Shirt

$29.99

Size Guide

Chest measurement is taken pit-to-pit laid flat — double it for the full chest circumference. Measurements may vary up to 1", these are made to order.

Bella+Canvas 3001 — inches, laid flat
SizeChestLength
XS16.527
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034

Made just for you — if it arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it free. Wrong size? We’re happy to help you exchange it (return shipping applies).
✓ Free shipping on every order

For the plumber who's heard every joke about "checking your pipes" and has one better. This shirt features a plumber riding a flying toilet with the line "I Fix Pipes, Not People," a fun, no-BS gift for tradesmen, dads, or anyone who spends their day under a sink. Soft, durable print, true to size.

Fabric & Care
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Run by a real tradesman, not a marketing team. Every shirt printed fresh, just for you. Real person on the other end, no bots. Designed for the trades, worn everywhere.

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