"I Fix Pipes, Not People" – Funny Plumber T-Shirt

For the plumber who's heard every joke about "checking your pipes" and has one better. This shirt features a plumber riding a flying toilet with the line "I Fix Pipes, Not People" — a fun, no-BS gift for tradesmen, dads, or anyone who spends their day under a sink. Soft, durable print, true to size.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US